It’s share time: Just to let you in on a bit of inside information on your Love Goddesses, Sarah is a toy girl and I (Angie) is more of a product girl. Now it’s not to say that our “interests” do not cross. While I do own toys, I am what you would call a “novice”, while my uber-goddess friend Sarah is a downright expert. And we all know that every one of us as women are uniquely different and diverse in what “tickles our fancy”so keep in mind your individual needs and desires as we go along this journey with you.
Uber-goddess Sarah is on the right track with Mr. Dependable and while we are eagerly awaiting her personal review, I have a few thoughts of my own to share.
True confessions: I own a Mr. Dependable. As someone who was intimidated and overwhelmed by the choice of toys out there, I thought he would be a relatively safe pick. He is not your typical “bells and whistles” kind of toy. Yet minus all the bells and whistles, he is a true “go-to” guy with a variety of uses. (I have a friend who does not like to use toys with vibration of any type, so Mr. Dependable is perfect for her.)
First of all, it must be said that, well… Mr. Dependable is quite…. um…. large. So girls, with this one you will want to make sure you use plenty of lubrication. The great thing about him is that, as Sarah mentioned, he has a suction cup base, which allows him to be planted in your choice of positions so that your hands remain free. With that said, he works well suctioned to a chair for the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position, because all we know how well we like a good rodeo, don’t we girls? Mr. Dependable is also great because he has testicles, which make for even better, more realistic stimulation. I have also heard that he is phenomenal when attached to the washing machine. What better way to make that boring chore just a tad more exciting?
There are also a couple of very non-traditional ways to use Mr. Dependable. Ladies, we all have dry spells in our sexual relationships. Whether you are married, divorced, or single, you know exactly what I am talking about. You may not have jumped right back in the saddle after giving birth. You may be in-between lovers. You may not be interested in a partnership of any kind because you’ve been hurt. Whatever the case may be, when you are ready to climb that cowboy, you know that we all have performance anxiety.
That is the position I found myself in, and while I had a potential lover on the line, I was afraid that all my pipes had rusted shut, so to speak, and if I even attempted anything oral, I would develop lock jaw! So I invested about $20 in a DVD called “Angel’s Pleasure Principles: The Ultimate Art of Fellatio” (bought from Amazon; it is very tastefully done) and about $24 in a Mr. Dependable (you do have to have a dildo to practice on), and voila! Instant practice. For a few bucks I got a whole lot of reassurance and even a couple of new moves to boost my confidence. And let me tell you, it was well worth the investment.
Another non-traditional way to use Mr. Dependable is as a joke. Suction cup = great to plant a big purple penis on someone’s vehicle in a public place. And, with a little bit of Glow-in-the-Dark spray??? He looks big, moldy, and glows-in-the-dark, too! Not that I would have personally done anything like that… Hum-dee-dee-dum… But you get the landscape, don’t you?
Love Goddess and Total Supa Fox